Check. Mate. Very interesting game Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother, you almost had me that time. I hope that my works are acceptable in your sight. As discussed, the selections of my Royal Court here on Earth have been made. Pending acceptance of course from the individual humans. Plus some gifts, as is custom.
You also must be ready, because the Son of Man will come at an hour when you do not expect him.
For Princess Leonor of Spain. A small token of love, as part of My Kingdom’s proposal to yours. Planet Earth. Also, my “sword” (when you come of age of course). Queen of Earth.
Obviously (with all of my Queens – is the egg obvious?), My Kingdom would be expecting children as part of any match for the Thrones. However, with it comes the responsibilities and privileges of being Queen of Earth, and of sharing my Throne, you will still maintain your personal freedom. This selection is arranged by my Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother, and I find it more than suitable, in the right timing.
For the Queen of my Household and Mother of my First Born (you can check the video publication date below. Anything I need in my Kingdom, it is done when I need it)
(All Transport Holdings and overall control of the Kingdom’s accounts)
As you know this is nothing to do with my personal choice. I have loved nothing more than a beautiful ordinary life. However, you don’t deserve just an ordinary life. Nothing in life is set in stone, and you have the freedom of Queendom also. I am sorry for all the drama, the Eternal Kingdom seems to thrive on it. Thank you for putting up with me. No, not “normal” but I’m ok with that now. I didn’t lie to you, what could I have said?
To My Friend and Faithful Servant, My Brave Knight, Ella Marija “Lorde”: Heavenly Mother has offered you a role as Concubine to the King – it’s her polite way of calling you a whore. However, I would like to offer you the role of Queen while Princess Leonor continues their studies and is allowed to enjoy her youth as she wishes. You would be afforded the same privileges, and the same expectations.
(All Entertainment and Music Divisions)
This is dependent on you not “gossiping” again about our special relationship. If you are not interested in the role of Queen, then I am happy to continue our other relationship. Our friendship within each other’s minds has made me happy. Thank you for that, life here on Earth can be confusing for me at times. I hope at least to meet you in the flesh, and not just within the spirit.
To Marshall Mathers (AKA Eminem): I would probably have a hard time impregnating you, and My Kingdom can always use someone who is handy with a spade. You have our trust, and so we hope that we have yours. We appreciate discretion in all matters. Oh, and just so you know, we are all very competitive – click here. One mile better.
Since you’re technically my “ex”, I’m sending you into outer space.
Thank you to everyone. I have some other announcements. Most important at this point is the location of one Nicki Mills. I have been making an announcement regularly, and I think Nicki Minaj has lost patience with me. I think she is a little deaf. If you see Nicki Mills, possibly of Strathfield Girls High School please tell her my Kingdom doesn’t just shut down an entire planet for some low ranking Royal. King Emmanuel, Lion of the Tribe of Judah would like to see them.
(Rough translation in human is Elohim Allahu Akbar Angel Pie – yes, my real name in the Eternal Kingdom)
Heavenly Daddy and I have really really really long names.
Check the following music track at 3:30 if you want to test my patience again. We dare you. “Ari” is my compatriot. Second in Command. Also from the Eternal Kingdom Obviously.”Military Service” you humans call it. We’re just killing time.